Reviews

Vol d'Icare - Parc Astérix
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Discomfort Tear it down!

bad!!
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Trace du Hourra - Parc Astérix
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Fun Intensity Duration Rattle

my favorite mack bobsled, but the bar is low. pulls decent forces and lasts a while.
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Tonnerre 2 Zeus - Parc Astérix
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes Fun Duration

wow! i had heard some not great things about how it was running this year, so i went in with low expectations. after riding in the backwards seat, i w...

wow! i had heard some not great things about how it was running this year, so i went in with low expectations. after riding in the backwards seat, i was thoroughly impressed! so many fun pops of air, and the layout just keeps going. excellent trains too.
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SOS Tournevis - Parc Astérix
Eyebrows 2 years ago

it's fine. inoffensive. they cycled an empty train with the restraints up, which was funny. also, for some reason my train specifically only got one l...

it's fine. inoffensive. they cycled an empty train with the restraints up, which was funny. also, for some reason my train specifically only got one lap instead of 2. weird.
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Pégase Express - Parc Astérix
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Fun Duration Rattle Dead spots

good family coaster! didn't do as much for me as firechaser express did, and it had a noticeable rattle throughout. good long ride, and the launch out...

good family coaster! didn't do as much for me as firechaser express did, and it had a noticeable rattle throughout. good long ride, and the launch out of the station is nice.
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OzIris - Parc Astérix
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes First Drop Inversions Intensity

very good b&m invert, but very different from any of the other ones i've done. there is zero whip in any seat, but it has a few solid pops of air, whi...

very good b&m invert, but very different from any of the other ones i've done. there is zero whip in any seat, but it has a few solid pops of air, which i haven'r experienced on any other b&m invert. i like alpengeist and afterburn more, but top 3 invert is high praise nonetheless.
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Goudurix - Parc Astérix
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!

ow
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Atlantica SuperSplash - Europa Park
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Comfort Theming Dead spots

this isn't a coaster.
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Arthur - Europa Park
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Theming

this is not a coaster lol
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Wodan : Timbur Coaster - Europa Park
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes Pace

good solid gci. drop is good in the back, everything else is good in the front. everything up until the end is taken quickly, but it does lose steam q...

good solid gci. drop is good in the back, everything else is good in the front. everything up until the end is taken quickly, but it does lose steam quicker than other gcis.
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Silver Star - Europa Park
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes Dead spots

really didn't do a whole lot until the second half. after the midcourse, though is some of the strongest air on a b&m.
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Matterhorn Blitz - Europa Park
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Fun

fun
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Euro Mir - Europa Park
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Fun Rattle Discomfort Dead spots

this ride is silly and dumb. it's definitely possible to have fun on this with the right people, but the actual ride leaves a lot to be desired. i enj...

this ride is silly and dumb. it's definitely possible to have fun on this with the right people, but the actual ride leaves a lot to be desired. i enjoyed myself, but i can't reasonably rate it higher than 2.5 stars.
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Cancan Coaster - Europa Park
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Theming Nice surprise! Smoothness

combines the good parts of space mountain and rock 'n' roller coaster. i liked this a lot more than i was expecting to.
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Ba-a-a-Express - Europa Park
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Theming

good silly kiddie coaster. no issues of uncomfortability here. doesn't do a lot, but that's by design.
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FLY - Phantasialand
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Theming Masterpiece Smoothness Dead spots

The ride system on this thing is mind blowing. What Vekoma did to bring the flying coaster into the 2020s is incredible. I was in total awe of the tra...

The ride system on this thing is mind blowing. What Vekoma did to bring the flying coaster into the 2020s is incredible. I was in total awe of the trains the whole time. The coaster section in a vacuum is just ok, but the theming and ride system elevate it.
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Expedition GeForce - Plopsaland Deutschland
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes First Drop Ejectors Rattle Capacity Reliability

This ride is awesome. No other coaster has this sheer quantity of good ejector. Over every hill, there’s sustained strong air. I do wish it had a litt...

This ride is awesome. No other coaster has this sheer quantity of good ejector. Over every hill, there’s sustained strong air. I do wish it had a little more of that classic Intamin intensity, which you can feel on the first drop and s-hill. There’s a pretty bad rattle in wheel seats, but odd numbered rows are glass smooth. Row 13 left seat is the way to go for this ride.
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Red Force - Ferrari Land
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes Launch Harness Rattle Too short

powerful lsm launch sustained for a long time. very good. i like the airtime at the top of the top hat. i don't like the brakes, and the launch has a ...

powerful lsm launch sustained for a long time. very good. i like the airtime at the top of the top hat. i don't like the brakes, and the launch has a rattle.
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Tomahawk - PortAventura Park
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Smoothness Discomfort Pointless Dead spots

such a nothing ride. they let me ride when i was above the height limit, which was cool of them.
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Stampida (Red) - PortAventura Park
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Layout Rattle Discomfort Pointless

i love how the trains turn and face each other. other than that, zzzzz. better than blue tho.
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Stampida (Blue) - PortAventura Park
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Layout Rattle Discomfort Pointless

i love how the trains turn and face each other. other than that, zzzzz.
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Shambhala - PortAventura Park
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes First Drop Comfort Dead spots

this is for sure the best v-train hyper, and the third best b&m hyper behind mako and fury. there is a mind-blowing speed hill in the middle of the la...

this is for sure the best v-train hyper, and the third best b&m hyper behind mako and fury. there is a mind-blowing speed hill in the middle of the layout that i had no idea about and i was blown away. seriously great ride. my only issue is the ride dies at the midcourse brakes. i wish it would keep its momentum after that.
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Dragon Khan - PortAventura Park
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Inversions Pace Fun Discomfort

reminded me of kumba more than hulk, which is a very good thing. the zero g roll is fantastic. it has a little bite to it, but not much more than any ...

reminded me of kumba more than hulk, which is a very good thing. the zero g roll is fantastic. it has a little bite to it, but not much more than any other classic b&m. it made me happy.
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Diablo - Tren de la Mina - PortAventura Park
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Fun Duration Discomfort Dead spots

silly little mine train. i enjoyed myself, but was a little bored. don't expect any forces at all.
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Wild Mouse - Beech Bend
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Disappointing! Discomfort Pointless

Heard that this was a crazy spinning machine, what I got was a rattly, heavily trimmed Wild Mouse that almost didn’t spin at all.
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Spinning Out - Beech Bend
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Rattle Discomfort Pointless

Interestingly, it’s the 3 loop layout rather than the 2 loop version. Doesn’t do a whole lot more, but it’s neat to be able to say I’ve done one.
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Kentucky Rumbler - Beech Bend
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes First Drop Smoothness

Great little GCI! I came out of this ride very pleasantly surprised. Lots of air throughout the layout and surprisingly smooth trackwork. The Titan Tr...

Great little GCI! I came out of this ride very pleasantly surprised. Lots of air throughout the layout and surprisingly smooth trackwork. The Titan Track on the turnaround rides heavenly. Most surprising of all, though, was the first drop. Unlike most GCIs, this drop yanks you over in the back and provides some serious air. Definitely my favorite drop on any GCI I’ve done. I prefer Mystic Timbers and Thunderhead to this, but it’s a solid #3 GCI. Beech Bend have themselves a great little gem here, and it’s so good to see it taken care of right.
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Legend - Holiday World
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Intensity Smoothness Layout

maybe the best coaster ever for laterals. my least favorite of the three woodies at HW, but would be top 2 at most other parks.
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Raven - Holiday World
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes Nice surprise! Location Too short

It starts out as just a fun CCI, and then in the middle of the ride it just turns up the heat out of nowhere. Awesome little ride.
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Mako - SeaWorld Orlando
Eyebrows 2 years ago

Airtimes Comfort Fun Dead spots

Sometime in the 2010s B&M really figured out how to profile a camelback. The floater on this ride is some of the highest quality floater anywhere.
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Reviews

Vol d'Icare - Parc Astérix

Trace du Hourra - Parc Astérix

Tonnerre 2 Zeus - Parc Astérix

SOS Tournevis - Parc Astérix

Pégase Express - Parc Astérix

OzIris - Parc Astérix

Goudurix - Parc Astérix

Atlantica SuperSplash - Europa Park

Arthur - Europa Park

Wodan : Timbur Coaster - Europa Park

Silver Star - Europa Park

Matterhorn Blitz - Europa Park

Euro Mir - Europa Park

Cancan Coaster - Europa Park

Ba-a-a-Express - Europa Park

FLY - Phantasialand

Expedition GeForce - Plopsaland Deutschland

Red Force - Ferrari Land

Tomahawk - PortAventura Park

Stampida (Red) - PortAventura Park

Stampida (Blue) - PortAventura Park

Shambhala - PortAventura Park

Dragon Khan - PortAventura Park

Diablo - Tren de la Mina - PortAventura Park

Wild Mouse - Beech Bend

Spinning Out - Beech Bend

Kentucky Rumbler - Beech Bend

Legend - Holiday World

Raven - Holiday World

Mako - SeaWorld Orlando