Reviews • Brendan Jackson
Reviews
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Inversions Location Intensity Headbanging Harness Discomfort
Very intense ride, enjoyable despite the rough nature. Over-hated ride
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Fun Ejectors Too short
Very enjoyable kids wooden coaster, more enjoyable than the neighbouring adult rides
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Theming Inversions Harness Discomfort Layout
Too cramped trains ruin this ride for most people. Repetitive layout towards the end but still a solid ride let down by other factors
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Airtimes Launch Too short Theming Harness
Dull ride. Ends way too quickly. Needs lapbars really. Way too empty of an area as well.
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Theming Nice surprise! Intensity Too short Layout
Surprisingly intense with a cool theme. Ends too soon and feels like it does nothing special. Stupid name too
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Theming Nice surprise! Fun Airtimes
Fantastic family coaster, marketing wrong which hurts the reputation. Really needs the trim removing to get some airtime in the first section
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Airtimes Inversions Duration Rattle Harness
Lap bar away from being one of the best multilooper coasters out there. Not as rough as people say. 2 airtime hills are way too much fun
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Fun Layout Theming Pointless
Fine family coaster but looks very out of place. Fun to ride but nothing special. Doesn't belong at alton towers
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First Drop Capacity Too short
Best drop on any ride I have ridden. Properly scary. An iconic of British theme park design
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Location Masterpiece Intensity
Perfect short burst of thrill. Always going to be a personal favourite of mine. Amazing piece of engineering.
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Capacity Fun Smoothness Dead spots Layout
I like the feeling of flying but the layout just feels dull as anything. Good first thrill coaster
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Theming Headbanging Harness Pointless
Belongs at a fairground not a Disney Park. Needs to go as soon as possible
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Theming Capacity Duration Headbanging Theming Dead spots
Ruined by head banging and Star Wars, could and should be the best ride at the resort
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Theming Duration Rattle Headbanging Dead spots
Decent thrill coaster but layout feels quite dull apart from the inversions. Ruined by the head banging. Liked the music and lights tho
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Theming Fun Too short Capacity Pointless
Too short of a cycle to be properly enjoyed. Felt more like a flat ride than a rollercoaster. Fine for what it is but very forgettable
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Theming Nice surprise! Fun Capacity
Just plain fun to ride, great theming and much better than expected. Not high enough capacity for a Disney theme park though
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First Drop Launch Harness Too short
Best launch I've ridden, amazing few from the top and legitimately terrifying.
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Rattle Layout
As dull as kids coasters come. Felt very cheap, nice setting under the main red force though
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Intensity Ejectors Duration
Amazing wooden coaster, arguably the best traditional wooden coaster in Europe. Slightly rough but to be expected with this type of ride.
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Theming Fun Capacity Dead spots Layout
Too many breaks, kinda feels like it does nothing for most of the layout. Fine for families but not a particularly special ride