Reviews
  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Airtimes Lap Bar Intensity Too short

    There's no real reason for them to have added a cloned layout for a boardwalk, but it fits a lot into it's short duration. First drop and hill give decent ejector. Cutback and non-inverting loop are p...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Headbanging

    Second worst SLC I've done. This Mind Eraser absolutely miserable, even more than Mind Eraser at Six Flags America. Consistent headbanging with those awful OTSRs. Nothing about this is fun. Maybe the ...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Airtimes Rattle

    They fixed most of it, but it's just not that good. Slight pops of air, but the end of the ride is just terrible. At least it's no longer the worst wooden coaster I've done, nor the worst operating co...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Short ride. It mainly just maneuvers a bit for about 30 seconds then it's over. It's a decent family coaster, but I wouldn't ride it again unless the line isn't that long.

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Harness Rattle

    A relocated SLC will definitely be a rough one. Firewhip is relocated, but it has the vest restraints. There are a lot of moments where it is rough, but like Riddler at SFNE, there no longer is a need...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Fun Headbanging

    I can appreciate Star Mountain for doing more than the generic corkscrew layout. The parts that aren't the corkscrews don't do much, but it makes the ride feel more complete. The double corkscrew does...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Airtimes Location Headbanging

    From a visual standpoint, the corkscrews are eye candy. It goes directly over the midway. On the actual ride, it's dreadful. Ironic that the worst part of the ride is the part it's named after. Insane...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Theming Fun Too short Capacity

    It's the modern take on the spinning Wild Mouse. There's no more of the regular wild mouse section, which is an improvement. With this, there's element that are banked, which makes it a little worse c...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Comfort Headbanging

    "Comfort" is only used compared to Mantis. Mantis with the stand up trains hurt the whole time, even if the layout wasn't bad. The floorless trains give a decent improvement, going from pretty bad to ...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    First Drop Masterpiece Intensity

    It will forever be I305 in my heart, even with whatever name they're going to call it in 2025. Since it opened in 2010, it was at the top of my bucket list. Recently, I was able to cross it off. The w...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Airtimes Inversions Masterpiece

    So much of an improvement compared to Hurler. Great inversions, including the amazing barrel roll downdrop. The 3 consecutive camelbacks provide some of the strongest airtime, and the whole ride inclu...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Airtimes Rattle

    I was able to ride it before the retracking, but it was over 10 years ago. It was still pretty rough then, although Hurler was the rougher ride. The retracking makes the first half smooth, although th...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Headbanging Discomfort Dead spots

    The layout is longer than an average arrow looper, which would be beneficial if it wasn't for the fact that the added elements are meaningless and janky. It's also roulette seeing if you'll get a pret...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Theming Launch Intensity Reliability

    I still miss Volcano to this day. I probably was so upset about its closure because I wasn't able to get a true final ride on it, it was just the last ride of my final visit until after its removal. W...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Launch Too short Reliability

    I was able to ride it in the short amount of time it was open, and it was revolutionary for its time. The launch was incredible. It immediately went from sitting in your seat in anticipation to sudden...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Rattle Tear it down! Pointless

    When this and Shockwave closed, they were my two least favorite coasters. This may no longer be my second least favorite, but it still earns the badge for being the third worst. It did nothing. It tri...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Rattle Discomfort Tear it down!

    It's been gone for 9 years, but it remains the worst coaster I've ridden. I already don't like B&M stand-ups, but this is Togo. The trains are terrible, and it's not even a forceful ride. It's just ro...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Airtimes Location Fun

    Whether you prefer RoS or Apollo's Chariot depends on if you prefer floater or ejector. I like ejector more, so RoS is better, but I still thoroughly enjoy Apollo's Chariot. It still has some float to...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Kiddie coaster

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Inversions Location Intensity

    Whoever thought of a nearly 200 foot tall B&M invert is a madman, but the result is great. The first drop gradually develops speed until entering an immelmann and a vertical loop that aren't too inten...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Airtimes First Drop Harness Too short

    200 foot drop at 90 degrees, it's insane. Before getting to experience other B&M dive coasters, Griffon was the first one, meaning that I didn't have any prior experience to it. Even then, it's still ...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Inversions Location Dead spots

    Loch Ness monster starts out with a drop, then immediately loses all of the speed by going back up and meandering. This is the start of a lot of dead spot. Once the meandering is over, it goes into th...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Theming Location Layout

    It was more than just a suspended coaster. There was something great about going through the course while there's the nice thematic elements. Then of course there was that drop over the river. It was ...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Discomfort

    Average wild mouse

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Inversions Headbanging

    The first B&M, and they didn't start too bad. It's not too intense, but it's fun. It's better than when it was Iron Wolf (didn't ride it as Apocalypse), but the floorless trains didn't fix the ride. T...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Intensity Discomfort

    The first half is an average wild mouse, just with a different seating configuration. The second half is just comical. There is absolutely no banking, and the ride starts spinning comically. I almost ...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Inversions Intensity Discomfort

    Batwing, definitely innovative. The Vekoma Flying Dutchman is the predecessor to the B&M Flyer, and it feels like one. Instead of initially going in the flying position, it forces you into the positio...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    First Drop Lap Bar Ejectors Rattle Dead spots

    Six Flags randomly mirrored this ride from Darien Lake, but I'm not upset about the decision. I experience this one earlier than the NY counterpart. In fact, this was my first hyper. Only takeaway fro...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Launch Layout Dead spots

    I remember the days when Joker's Jinx (and Flight of Fear) had shoulder harnesses and rattled your brain around. Flight of Fear was the first one to get the lap bars, and back then I heavily preferred...

  • Coaster Great 1 year ago

    Fun Intensity Harness

    Somehow, even with the same restraints as Mind Eraser, Two Face managed to be a fun ride. I was able to choose forward first or backward first, even being able to face other people while riding. I enj...