Reviews
  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Airtimes Pace Layout Rattle

    Predator took me by surprise, and is clearly one of Dinn's best efforts. I think that all it needs is better maintenance and it's a sleeper hit. Well ...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Pace Layout Duration Rattle

    Roar is absolute insanity. It's fast, it's rough, it's twisty, it has tunnels, and it never lets up. My night ride was pitch black and in the middle o...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Inversions Rattle Theming

    Worst part of this ride is the timberliners. Though they are comfy, the lap bar is bulky and the seats aren't cushioned, so it's less accommodating. W...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Fun Smoothness Layout

    Lightning Racer is the penultimate modern racing woodie. My childhood self always wished Gwazi was a better ride, and this coaster seems to be just th...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    First Drop Location Fun Harness

    This is like a smoother, more exciting wild mouse, essentially. It's twisty, sharp, and fun. And just like Canyon Blaster, the location is excellent.

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Inversions Pace Intensity

    This is the best version of Batman and one of the best Inverts I've yet ridden. Fast paced and intense as always, but this version goes above and beyo...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Airtimes Pace Layout

    American Thunder is my favorite coaster at this park. Pops of airtime dot around a twisty GCI layout, and the night ride is excellent. The coolest rid...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Airtimes Theming Launch

    Smooth as butter. Extremely comfy seats and restraints. Great launches. Nice curves. Unexpected big airtime moments. Beautifully themed. Mack rides, p...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Airtimes Fun Harness

    If you think your local hyper coaster makes you feel like flying, wait till you ride Phoenix. The buzz bars and lack of seatbelts make you fly out of ...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Theming Location Launch

    The only con with this coaster is the erratic pacing and that the coaster itself isn't as forceful as an extreme coaster. But those cons serve a great...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Theming Fun Duration Discomfort

    My only gripe with this ride is that the transitions are somewhat rough, and the single lap bar means the smaller rider will often have too much room,...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Airtimes Capacity Intensity

    Goliath is a great coaster. It's smooth, comfortable, and fun. I think the extra helix sends Titan over the edge as the better ride.

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Airtimes Intensity Smoothness Dead spots

    Titan is a very intense coaster. With its two greyout inducing helices and a powerful airtime hill, it has great forces. But the midcourse brakes ruin...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Theming Inversions Ejectors Layout

    Twisted Timbers is my least favorite of the RMC I-box coasters I've ridden, and yet it's still an outstanding coaster. My complaint is the coaster's d...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Theming Location Fun Capacity

    Line moves slow but really fun ride. Sharp drops and turns, great theming and location in the park, awesome effects and animatronics, and a fun splash...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    First Drop Inversions Location

    Magnum notwithstanding, Loch Ness Monster is one of my favorite Arrow coasters. It's scenic, smooth, and cinematic. Great swooping drops over the wate...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Airtimes Pace Fun

    This ride completes the park's mission to feel like a classic American amusement park with modern comforts. The rides in the 2013 expansion were place...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Inversions Pace Ejectors Too short

    Twisted Cyclone may be a short ride, but it's better than being too long with bad pacing, and it's also way better than an un-maintained and un-themed...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Airtimes Pace Intensity

    I don't think this ride is perfect. It feels way too long to me, and in terms of forces, there's not much besides repetitive, relentless airtime. Howe...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Airtimes Inversions Intensity

    What a beast of a coaster. Huge positives in the first half, with very smooth inversions, and a terrifyingly odd first drop that nobody will predict t...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Airtimes Inversions Pace

    Talon is one of my favorite inverts, and the coaster that made my trip to Dorney worthwhile. The loop and Immelmann are forceful, the zero-g roll and ...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Inversions Launch Smoothness Harness

    Always duels, it has airtime, 4 inversions, forceful helixes, good theming, and you get to ride twice. This ride checks all of the boxes for an excell...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Airtimes Location Pace

    Apollo's Chariot is one of my favorite B&M hypers. I'm usually a front row guy for hypers, but for this one I absolutely prefer the back. The biggest ...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Inversions Launch Ejectors Too short

    Storm Runner is absolutely explosive. The launch is, well, explosive. The airtime into the top hat is huge, and the immelmann is forceful. The flying ...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Inversions Location Ejectors

    Mind Bender is a really perfect coaster. Make sure you sit in the front, you get three instances of ejector airtime. Combined with the two forceful lo...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    First Drop Location Duration Rattle

    The best part, or the worst part, is the finale. That fast rush through the woods. Crazy laterals and incredible speed with the cold forest air in you...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Airtimes Location Pace

    By far my favorite GCI wooden coaster. The airtime is strong from beginning to end, the pacing is perfect, the ride through the woods is dark and feel...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Inversions Pace Intensity

    Afterburn is a perfect example of an outstanding B&M invert. It's perfectly paced without any dead spots. It has a loop, an immelmann, a zero-g roll, ...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Inversions Location Intensity

    Great Bear is an incredibly underrated masterpiece invert. It has an awesome, forceful helix before even the first drop. The loop, immelmann, and espe...

  • Eric Esty 6 months ago

    Theming Fun Capacity

    A great family coaster, but the bad capacity and proximity to the entrance, plus the heavy marketing for the ride, gives this coaster a long line that...