Reviews
  • Dan Getliffe 6 months ago

    Airtimes Fun Theming Capacity Discomfort

    Same comments as the thrill side, but this is marginally better due to the airtime (and the thrill side has a painful inversion at the end!).

  • Dan Getliffe 6 months ago

    Fun Rattle Theming Discomfort

    There’s a lot of missed opportunity here - theming is shocking (basically an afterthought - the station is laughable) and the rattle is quite bad, wit...

  • Dan Getliffe 6 months ago

    Theming Fun Hangtime Too short Dead spots

    This could be a genuine contender for most underrated ride out there. I absolutely loved it - the first drop is fantastic - there’s a good mix of elem...

  • Dan Getliffe 6 months ago

    Airtimes Smoothness Capacity Harness

    I was quite disappointed with this one after I’d hyped it up - it’s still a great ride but I found it a little slow. It probably wasn’t warmed up well...

  • Dan Getliffe 7 months ago

    Theming Dead spots

    Better than draconis with a slightly more out if control feel to it, but a standard kids coaster. Good theming generally.

  • Dan Getliffe 7 months ago

    Theming Dead spots

    It’s a standard mine train - pretty slow with a decent helix at the end. Not much more to say. Good theming though!

  • Dan Getliffe 7 months ago

    Fun Dead spots

    Decent splash ride, fun elevator and decent drop. Splash mostly comes from rebounds off RTH supports! A big negative point for how long it takes to ge...

  • Dan Getliffe 7 months ago

    Fun Too short Airtimes

    Solid ride - but I do think it lacks airtime and is too short. Also not a big fan of ‘parking lot’ coasters.

  • Dan Getliffe 7 months ago

    Launch Intensity Capacity Harness

    This was a great surprise - a really punchy launch that’s super intense, and a great dive inversion. Let down by the restraints that are uncomfortable...

  • Dan Getliffe 7 months ago

    Theming Fun Ejectors Rattle

    I really wanted to love this more than I did, but it has an awful rattle on some seats, and I found it a little too samey (I know that sounds mad!) - ...

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Fun Rattle Discomfort

    This is objectively a terrible ride, but I also kind of love it??? It feels like you are on a pogo stick at points, and I couldn’t stop laughing at ho...

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Theming Dead spots Lap Bar

    A perfetcly fine kids ride, different theming which I enjoyed, but let down by dead spots and terrible seats. Worth a ride though.

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Theming Fun

    This was a really solid kids coaster, with some decent theming and a pretty fun ride experience!

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Pace Inversions Intensity

    I’m not sure what’s happened to me - I didn’t like Black Mamba and I didn’t like this, but I really like Nemesis and Nemesis Inferno… I think the inte...

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    First Drop Nice surprise! Intensity

    I absolutely loved this ride which I wasn’t expecting at all, given the bulky restraints and it’s an inverted ride from Vekoma! It’s sheer madness fro...

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Inversions Pace Layout Rattle

    This has a really good layout, with some big inversions and some good speed, with decent floater airtime in a couple of spots, but it’s definitely age...

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Fun Ejectors Hangtime

    The first ride I had on this is up there as one of the greatest coaster experiences of my life, it’s that good. 3 punchy launches, incredible ejector ...

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Pointless

    I don’t regret doing it but I did feel a bit silly. Does absolutely nothing, but not meant for anyone over the age of 3 I guess. Avoids half a star fo...

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Harness Discomfort Dead spots

    Don’t really know what this coaster is trying to achieve. Nothing really happens, has terrible restraints and just meanders around.

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Location Fun Lap Bar

    Maybe one of the best purely for kids coasters I’ve ever done? I like the long trains, the location is awesome and quite unique as well. Gets up to go...

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Pace Headbanging Discomfort

    A Jekyll and Hyde one this - if you get a middle seat it’s actually alright, but a wheel seat is hell on earth. Super rough. Coupled with some weird t...

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    First Drop Fun Ejectors Discomfort

    I wasn’t impressed on the first ride and found it uncomfortable, but it got better throughout the day, and I think strangely works better sitting near...

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Discomfort

    Was a strange ride when it was running, but don’t remember it being too bad. Some fun crazy mouse elements.

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Theming Dead spots

    Very well themed indoor section - I can still recall the music years later. A decent outdoor section too, if a little short. Not bad overall!

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Fun Dead spots

    I remember this one being quite fast when I was a kid! Good fun

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Fun Discomfort

    It’s not the worst ride ever, but it’s not great. Almost comical how it throws you around, and there are some decent moments on the layout to be fair....

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Location Pointless Dead spots

    Great views, but that’s about it. Quite forceless and boring unfortunately, even for a kids ride.

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Theming Dead spots

    Some fun theming in here - love the queue line specifically. Nothing much to write home about but not a bad ride at all.

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Too short Discomfort

    Weird ride that didn’t do anything for me, except be ridiculously uncomfortable on the last section. Way too short also. I would like to do a proper ...

  • Dan Getliffe 1 year ago

    Hangtime Headbanging

    A really weird experience because of the restraints (which are not comfortable) - that lift hill is terrifying along with the hangtime. Unfortunately ...