Coaster reviews

Airtimes Pace Fun Rattle

After 2 rides in december, I can confidently place this as my #5, I hade a normal day ride in the back that had good airtime and laterals, however my second, night ride was ridiculous, it was hauling through its layout so fast it made the Millennium Flyer train jackhammer, it had excellent forces and pacing on that ride, which shot it up in my rankings a lot.

Lap Bar Inversions Fun Dead spots

Fun Schwarzkopf looper with a very underrated night ride, very smooth for it’s age, and good intensity on the loop. However, there are quite a few dead spots that dont really add anything to the ride.

Airtimes Inversions Pace Dead spots

Great Layout, incredible pace, and remarkably smooth, however the trains are uncomfortable. Edit: After a winter reride, ops were better and i did not get stapled ( thanks to the beanie in my pocket) so I could enjoy the ride, very fun however there are a few dead spots in the second half

Inversions Intensity Layout Too short

Typical batman clone, need i say more?

Fun Pointless

A typical Arrow mine trains, janky. However this was particularly smooth for an arrow when I rode it.

Airtimes Inversions Duration

Twisted Colossus is my #2, only behind SteVe, it is easily the best coaster in California. I got 3 rides, and one night ride was absolutely insane, pushing it above Millennium Force for my #2, it has great airtime and intensity, as well as laterals and whip. the inversions are amazing. Overall, Twisted Colossus is a glossy smooth, whippy airtime machine.

Masterpiece Smoothness Ejectors

Easily my #1. Steel Vengeance is the best coaster on the planet, it has an amazing first drop, which gives strong floater in the front of the train and good ejector in the back. I was lucky enough to ride this 4 times over the course of two days. After the drop, you have a strong ejector speed hill for all of the train. Next you rise into the amazing top hat, which gives a mix of lateral Gs and ejector for the entire train. After the top hat, you move to possibly the best element on any coaster, the outer bank. Steel Vengeance's outer banked hill is the strongest sustained ejector i have ever experienced, after this, you drop down, into a small step up, which gives anywhere from ejector in the back, to very strong floater in the front. Next step up, you enter a fast paced zero g roll, which is followed by a turnaround and wave turn under the lift hill. You enter a small hill which is followed by a very quick zero g stall, which provides great whip, and an odd sensation as you feel both the airtime from the hill, and some hangtime from the stall. Hence, you enter a step down followed by an airtime hill, both of which give ejector or strong floater airtime throughout both hills. After this you enter a quick turn and a step up into the MCBR. You breathe. After the Mid-Course, you turn and drop off, which provides strong floater. Following this, you enter a short head chopper turn. This is soon followed by a double up, which gives good ejector airtime as I recall. From there on, you enter an outer banked turn, which is much weaker than the first. After this, you enter a head chopper which includes an overbanked turn and zero g roll. Next, you enter two bunny hills. Following the bunny hills, you enter a head chopper with a wave turn, zero g roll, overbanked turn, and the the first hill of a section of trick-track. Outside of the head chopper, the trick track continues with two more hills. There is a speed hill which enters the support structure, which is quickly followed by a step up into the brakes. In conclusion, Steel Vengeance is the best roller coaster in the world, featuring an amazing mix of ejector airtime, floater airtime, inversions, smoothness, and overall enjoyability.

Launch Pace Intensity Capacity Harness

Maverick was a great coaster. It was intense, had a good launch, and great pacing. However, the ride has Intamin Comfort collars, which are just generally bad. In addition, it has very low capacity, causing it to have the longest lines in the park.

Fun

One of my first coasters, remember almost nothing, giving it 3 stars as a result, was pretty fun

Fun Dead spots

One of the better wild mice out there

Theming Location Fun Intensity

Nice old bobsled, first steel coaster so in that regard super revolutionary. Great theming and pretty fun

Inversions Headbanging Tear it down! Pointless

Terrible old arrow looper, decent inversions, but headbanging, pointless, and should be torn down. Also my brother got a concussion on it

Theming Fun Smoothness Dead spots

Fun coaster, fairly intense for Disney, however pretty boring if you actually see the layout its pretty boring

First Drop Inversions Hangtime Dead spots

Fun coaster, great first drop and solid inversions. Don't have a good recollection of it because it was 4 years ago but it had a few dead spots

Theming Nice surprise! Location Dead spots

Nice little family coaster with classic disney theming

Nice surprise! Fun Duration Harness Dead spots

Nice little coaster, rode it twice, once in 2018 and once in 2021, (California Screamin' and Incredicoaster) lengthy coaster for its pace, and overall just pretty fun, however it has a few dead spots and the harness isnt the greatest

Layout Duration Rattle Discomfort Reliability

Arrow 4D, it was a fun ride but on the first Raven I pulled a muscle in my back and was just generally a rough ride, and has reliability issues

Location Fun Harness

Nice Suspended Swinging Coaster

Fun Smoothness Layout

Tatsu is definitely the best B&M I have been on, it has great inversions, its smooth, and just generally fun, only problem is if you get stuck at the block brakes, the leg restraints are uncomfortable

Inversions Hangtime Headbanging

Rougarou is an alright coaster. It has good inversions and hangtime, however it has the B&M floorless over the shoulder restraints, which cause headbanging on the corkscrew

Airtimes First Drop Rattle Dead spots Lap Bar

Magnum had a good first drop and good airtime, however both of them are taken down a notch by the lap bar and rattle, additionally, it has a few dead spots.

Fun Harness Smoothness Intensity

Great, graceful coaster which is fun and it's restraints aren't as bad as people say it is. It's also exceptionally smooth, only problem is it lacks true intensity.

Airtimes Nice surprise! Fun Rattle Too short

Blue Streak was a massive surprise, i expected it to be mediocre at best, and it actually packs in good airtime, and is extremely smooth for being 58.

First Drop Lap Bar Pace

Great coaster. Best first drop for me by far, decent ejector on those camelbacks, and most of the overbanks are fun, however the 2nd is a bit forceless. Also so smooth for how old it is