Coaster reviews

Theming Nice surprise! Pace

Icon WISHES it was this good

Theming Location Intensity Rattle

My #1, hopefully she runs just as well after the retrack. R.I.P John Dalton you would have loved Nemesis With Veins. REBORN UPDATE: she sure is Back With A Vengeance, just as good as ever, with added improvements and less headbanging. Still #1. Post-Voltron Update: okay she's #2 now but she's still incredibly good 👍 Update 4? I think?: recently she seems to have gained a bit of a consistent rattle throughout, it doesn't detract that much from the experience but it's noticeable.

Nice surprise!

Perfect kiddie coaster with the single most engineered station I've ever seen.

Theming Fun

The adults will love it for a completely different reason to the kids.

Nice surprise! Intensity Theming

My friend after my first go: "I'll laugh if this ends up being your favourite coaster at the park." Me getting off the third time in a row: "Well.........I'm not gonna deny that."

Smoother than it's predecessor, see my other Python rating for reasoning of the high ranking.

Theming Intensity Smoothness

God I love old Vekomas in boxes :D

Pace Hangtime Rattle Theming

s'alright, will increase with re-rides but only ridden once so far so unable to pass fair judgement. UPDATE: it's still alright, the rattle is definitely there I knew I wasn't imagining things on opening. The areas grown in better now but the first impression of Fearless Valley from the Saw side is a bit sad (mud, tools, temp. fencing). First half good until 'splashdown' which kills the ride and then it just ends :(

Intensity Discomfort

I've never been physically thrown into the back of the seat in front of me by a brake run before. The helix has some surprising intensity to it but apart from that, there's not really any redeeming factors.

Nice surprise! Location Fun

Oakwood sleeper hit, I loved this. Better location than Th13teen.

Nice surprise! Pace Rattle Capacity

SO much better than Saw, was pleasantly surprised.

Airtimes First Drop Fun

John Wardley I love you

First Drop Theming Disappointing! Dead spots

looks intimidating from off-ride but doesn't deliver the results you'd expect from ground level

First Drop Theming Harness

wish I could have tried the backwards experience, bring it back >:(

Theming Nice surprise!

I was expecting Way Worse considering it's an SLC but it wasn't 4.9% bad. The foam padding on the harnesses helps a LOT, without that then I probably wouldn't rank it as high

Launch Fun

START THE SYSTEM 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Airtimes Location Pace Theming

VERY good! Wish the theming once you're out the station was as good as the rest, but I may just be used to Big Merlin Centerpiece™️

Theming Harness Discomfort

I actually really like the Long Heartline Roll, the rest of it can go to the scrap

Location Fun Discomfort

why was it like that

Theming

This was the best themed coaster in the UK until Nemesis Reborn came along, why was it so good.

Inversions Comfort Fun

I'll always have an inordinate amount of affection for this because it was my first inverting coaster, I think this is where my love of Crunchy Old Vekomas came from

Theming Fun Harness

I'm so sad I only got one ride in on this :(

Fun Intensity Rattle

rave time 👍🏻

Airtimes Lap Bar Theming

ride on silver car

Theming Masterpiece Intensity

Lukas Metzger and Patrick Marx carried

Theming Smoothness Duration

best themed coaster I've ever been on, it's so pretty

Nice surprise! Fun Intensity

a) why is it like that, b) why do they let you take your bags on, c) again, why is it like that

Discomfort Lap Bar

oof ow oof

Theming Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

The air cannons hurt my ears real bad and the headbanging is too much :( Update 2024: made me cry

First Drop Fun Duration Dead spots

still the tallest in my eyes 😊 (I'm short)