Reviews
  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    Airtimes Duration

    Comet isn’t the most intense coaster but I found it to be the most interesting ride at Great Escape with its old school steel structure and airtime hills. It’s a bit rough on my back on the low point ...

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    Just like the other old Vekoma SLC at the park, this wasn’t bad for a standard Boomerang clone. If I sustain minimal brain injuries then it’s mission accomplished.

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    It’s a pretty bog standard crazy mouse ride that really hurts if you’re tall.

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    It’s a kiddie ride with a nude catwoman out front so… yeah.

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    This wasn’t really terrible for an SLC lol. I haven’t ridden one of these in many years so it was fun to revisit a clone type everyone loves to hate. My advice to SFNE is replace this with a new gener...

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    This was a fun older ride that had a few pot holes/rough spots that hurt my neck. It needs some TLC from the park to really shine but it’s a great ride nonetheless.

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    For those who love the feeling of being disoriented and sick to their stomach while on a ride, this one’s for you!

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    Pointless

    I’m only riding these clones to get coaster credits, which is sad and makes me want to rethink my life choices.

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    Meh, another B&M looper that manages to flip us around hundreds of feet in the air and yet be completely forgettable.

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    Superman has excellent theming and I love the narrow-gauge Intamin track that sort of makes the ride more visually impressive than the wide B&M track. It has lots of airtime hills and swoops around qu...

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    Wicked Cyclone was a solid ride and what struck me the most was how much it was trying to eject me out of my seat. It just doesn’t feel anywhere near as good as other RMCs I’ve been on. I much prefer ...

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    Layout Discomfort

    Wildcat is slowly getting new lumber and it’s great in those new sections as of July 2024 but the end is where it really jackhammers around in the neglected parts. What was this park thinking just let...

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    Fun

    It’s a copy of a Premier Skyrocket and it’s smooth and fun like all the others.

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    First Drop Layout Discomfort

    Boulder Dash has a 5 star layout with absolutely stunning terrain climbing granite hillsides and flying through the forest, but it has a 1-star condition making it impossible to enjoy riding. Lake Com...

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    Smoothness

    Wooden Warrior was a fun and smooth experience for a smaller wood coaster that is well maintained. The thrill level is similar to the famous Cyclone at Coney Island in that it’s good for all ages. Rec...

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    I knew this would be peak jank when I saw the rotary lift and compact footprint for a flying coaster. It’s one of those experiences as an enthusiast that I think are really unique and worth having jus...

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    It spins and spins and spins.

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    It’s a fun ride and of course it’s smooth but it was mostly ignored by the crowds for its neighbor Thunderbolt because this one just looks lame. There’s nothing really happening on it. It’s fine if yo...

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    Lap Bar Intensity Layout

    This has a surprisingly quick drop and intense transitions. It’s not glass smooth and the negative-G spots really throw you up into the panini press lap bar.

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    Cyclone is everything you hope and expect it to be. It’s utterly classic and old school with the huge floor lever brakes and weird old trains with lots of extra padding. The ride itself I was afraid o...

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    Fun Smoothness

    New Vekoma coasters are amazing and nothing like their previous SLCs and Boomerangs. Phoenix is a really solid family invert that is smooth and even forceful at times. This is probably the most well-r...

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    I always look forward to riding a Chance coaster now and this one was the best at this park. It is quite gentle but still has a decent first drop and a long meandering course for an indoor ride.

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    I was lucky I didn’t get any spins and just got to face toward one vertical spike and swing back and forth. I don’t think this deserves to be called a roller coaster.

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    This thing made me sick with its spinning. Here’s an idea: have a spinning and a non-spinning line and let people pick what they want.

  • David Parrett 8 months ago

    It’s a fun coaster in the forward direction but not so much traveling in reverse. It’s also tiny, like an even smaller version of a Premier Skyrocket.

  • David Parrett 9 months ago

    I rode this back in high school trips to the park in the late 90s and I remember it being a lot of fun when it was new, not painful, maybe a bit dizzying. It's a tight layout of course but it was my f...

  • David Parrett 9 months ago

    This is a good wild mouse, possibly the best since it’s smooth and doesn’t spin. That said, it’s still a wild mouse so it’s like saying it’s the best dental appointment I’ve experienced.

  • David Parrett 9 months ago

    Theming Discomfort

    This coaster definitely merits a fresh ride and point of view with its re-theme. I recognized the old style Vekoma/Arrow track and its ride was a little bumpy but not bad. I felt dizziness during the ...

  • David Parrett 9 months ago

    Discomfort

    It’s the usual Arrow janky mine train ride. Brace yourself to be beaten and underwhelmed.

  • David Parrett 9 months ago

    Discomfort

    Another terrible Arrow ride that you breath a sigh of relief upon surviving and exiting. Cedar Point is now a museum collection of outdated unpleasant rides, with a few decent newer ones.