Coaster reviews

Headbanging Disappointing! Tear it down!

Ugh... I freaking hate this blue abomination that killed millions of innocent trees just to this blue piece of crap could be erected from the pits of heck. Oh Blue Streak! Or, Blue Stroke, or Blue Shriek, or Blue Freak, What do I say? Um... This ride is the ROUGHEST COASTER I'VE EVER RIDDEN! How on earth! Do people complain about Magnum XL-200 being rough! WHEN THIS PIECE OF CRAP GETS A PASS! LITERALLY! EVERY! SINGLE! PART! OF! THIS! STUPID! RIDE! IS! BONE! SHATTERING! ROUGH! Not to mention, this ride delivers absolutely no forces other than pain. Also, the seats and lap bars on this ride are ABYSMAL as well, even worse than Magnum and Gemini! Internet, Coaster Enthusiasts, General Public, please don't listen to these people. Avoid this piece of crap at all costs. Please Cedar Point, might I ask, why would you close two great roller coasters, and keep this abomination still standing. Cedar Fair Management! TEAR IT DOWN! I don't give a crap if this is your oldest operating coaster Cedar Point! You're oldest coaster has closed MULTIPLE TIMES! Switchback Railway! Leap the Dips! Racer! ALL GONE! So why not tear this ride down! It's not like anyone likes it anyways! Of all the bad/mediocre coasters at Cedar Point, this, Corkscrew, Mine Ride, Raptor, Valravn, and Iron Dragon, THIS is BY FAR the worst one! In fact! Blue Freak is the SINGLE! WORST! COASTER! I have EVER RIDDEN! In fact, if I COULD, this ride would have gotten absolutely NO STARS! This coaster is SO BAD that it quite literally almost made me hate wooden coasters. I don't go to Kennywood anymore that much and wooden coasters are rather rare. In fact, if not for Comet and Lightning Racer, I would've permanantely hated wooden coasters ALL BECAUSE OF THIS PIECE OF CRAP! And don't even think about retracking this pile of crap! This coaster is SO rough and SO beyond repair that there is NO hope of doing refurbishments to it. All we can do is just let it sit here, continuously torturing guests while the cool rides like Top Thrill Dragster are all gone. Dear Cedar Point, if you have the guts to demolish Top Thrill Dragster without any final rides, then you NEED to tear this ride down! I hope this ride gets destroyed by a wildfire without ANY! Final rides! Cedar Point! TEAR! IT! DOWN! Down! down! down!

Location Smoothness Tear it down! Pointless Dead spots

Look, I know this ride is a family coaster, but my goodness is it stupid. Iron Dragon, or as I call it, Iron Wagon, what can I say? I will give it this, this ride is the smoothest of all the Arrow coasters in the park, and it has a very nice setting. However, this ride is very boring, dull, and stupid, especially when compared to the other suspended coasters. I have never been on the Bat at Kings Island, but I'll admit, it looks like a good time. The same goes for Vortex at CW. We also can't forget about Big Bad Wolf! Why did that one close but not this? Along with Corkscrew, this is another ride I gave up on after just one ride, it's too boring and always has too long of a wait. Again, I don't wish death upon Iron Wagon, but I think Iron Dragon has served its run and should be destroyed. At least this ride doesn't try to make you sick to your stomach though!

Location Fun Smoothness Harness Dead spots

Why do people hate this ride JUST because it's "boring"!? Sure, Gatekeeper may not be as extreme as rides like Maverick or Steel Vengeance, but just because a ride doesn't try to kill you doesn't mean it's a bad ride. In fact, Gatekeeper is a great ride actually! It's very smooth, the valleys deliver some nice G's, the ride looks gorgeous with a gorgeous location, the keyhole interaction is very cool, and overall it's just a very fun ride. I will admit the restraints aren't the best, and the ride can be a BIT slow at times, but the pros far outweigh the cons All in all, Gatekeeper is a tame, but a great ride that appeals to everybody, and it is BY FAR my favorite Bolliger & Mabillard coaster in the park.

Nice surprise! Intensity Smoothness

Why is it that everyone thinks that this is the worst coaster at Cedar Point!? Just, I honestly don't get it. Rougarou isn't the best coaster at Cedar Point, but I still think it's very underrated and quite good, especially after my last ride on it. Unlike Raptor of Valravn, this ride is quite smooth and intense. I feel as if this ride's days are numbered since everyone hates it, so I guess I'll get my last rides on it.

First Drop Rattle Discomfort Dead spots

Look, I know a lot of people love this and Raptor, but I'm not a huge fan of both. This ride does have a good drop, but its WAY too rough and pretty forceless. This ride really isn't that good in my opinion. Gatekeeper is much better.

Location Intensity Layout Headbanging Disappointing!

Eh, this ride is kinda meh. It is quite intense and looks nice, but it's kinda rough and kinda nauseating. If you like rides that thy to make you puke your eyeballs out, you'll like this and Wicked Twister. If your like me, this is one of the worst coasters at Cedar Point, but it's not a bad ride.

First Drop Location Ejectors Discomfort Lap Bar

Rode in the back.. got pulled down the drops and great floater airtime in the first half. Back half though… those triangle hills of death are wicked. Would ride front next time

First Drop Location Fun

At the top of the first drop you get a nice view of Lake Ontario. First drop is fun and there is a nice amount of spinning. Efficient loading and unloading too.

Airtimes Fun

Some nice airtime and there is a fun tunnel. The screams in the tunnel hurt my ears however lol

First Drop

First drop in the back randomly gave whip