Coaster reviews

Theming Inversions Layout

This was my first Batman clone and it was a blast! Besides Montu, this is my favorite invert and I had a lot of fun. The queue is also very well themed

Inversions Disappointing!

The terrain aspect of this ride is really cool and I love the green paint, but I really don't feel like there is much that makes this ride unique in the park.

First Drop Inversions Too short

This was my second Euro-Fighter and I didn't hate it. Compared to TMNT Shellraiser this ride is smooth as glass, and I can always appreciate that. That being said. it's kind of small and short, and I really do prefer rides with longer trains.

Inversions Discomfort

I've been on enough B&Ms to completely forget this one even though i rode it 3 days ago. It is one of the rides of all time, also the standing up aspect really sucks, and i would rather sit down thank you

Airtimes Fun Duration

Certainly an underrated and underappreciated wooden coaster. It could be under better care than how Six Flags treats it, but it is still really fun. Ride this one near the front, though.

Rattle Tear it down! Dead spots

Really bumpy mine train that even the kids riding hated. I don't think that this is a good ride for kids because of how janky and rough it is, kid flash will definitely be a better fit at this park.

Rattle Intensity

It's like a long boomerang that doesn't go backwards. At the very least, the restraints are as good as they can be, but it still gave me a headache

Launch Fun Harness

I think that this is a solid ride, but the restraints are just not comfortable for me. When I rode it, the vest restraints bruised my collar bones, and that discomfort took something out of the ride for me. I'm pretty tall, so it may not be an issue for everyone. That being said, the ride is very fun, I actually like the standing seats, and the launch and inversion are both fun. '

Inversions Location Fun

Wheeee I'm flyinng

Rattle Headbanging

This is one of those B&M coasters that everyone has been on and it is really outshined in this park. SeaWorld Orlando may have more B&M coasters than any other theme park in the world, and this one is easily the worst one due to it's age. Personally, I also don't like these rides because of the roughness and high volume of inversions.

Theming Rattle

This is legit an uncomfortable ride and makes me appreciate any run of the mill shoot the chute ride, but it does have some cool theming and music to boogie down to, albeit no dialogue or characters. Also the façade looks AMAZING

Launch Hangtime

This ride's launch packs a PUNCH, and you get to experience it forwards and backwards. I had a ton of fun on this one, you definitely cannot miss it.

Fun Layout Duration

I haven't been on a lot of spinners, but this one is my favorite. I love the layout, and I feel like this ride does a little bit of everything.

Fun Capacity Discomfort

This one feels like a Schwarzkopf looper that doesn't have the loop. Its not very intense, but it is easy to re-ride, and it is fun.

Launch Harness Discomfort

I like the backwards launch, but the ride doesn't do a whole lot. It's still not a terrible ride or anything, just not trying to break any new ground.

Theming Fun Intensity Layout

This is a masterclass in coaster theming and you can't ask for much more from a coaster when it comes to storytelling and pure fun. It almost feels surreal like one of those fictional planet coaster rides where they put plenty of music, animatronics, and practical effects into the ride.

Lap Bar Location Fun

I'm a feesh

Theming Comfort Fun

What a phenomenal ride. This is was a nice surprise in a theme park that feels very outdated.

Location Rattle Reliability

This ride certainly feels old, but it's not the roughest Arrow at Cedar Point. It's a family coaster, so there aren't any intense or fast moments, still a decent ride and better than any kiddie for sure.

Capacity Discomfort Tear it down!

My first and last wild mouse. An shockingly unpleasant ride.

Theming Launch Intensity Layout

This ride is phenomenal. It's the only B&M I've ridden with a launch, and it really packs a punch. The queue has great theming, and the operations are very efficient.

Capacity Inversions Duration

This ride was my first invert and it did not disappoint! It has a cool Egyptian themed queue line, and It's much less rough than its sit-down counterpart Kumba across the park. This ride doesn't slow down until it hits the final brakes. It's intense, it's thrilling, and it's fun as HECK.

Theming Duration Rattle Headbanging Reliability

The years have not been easy on this ride. It's very rough, like magnum rough, and it is hard to enjoy because of it. The onboard audio is cool and the 2000s vibe the queue gives is also cool, but the ride itself will rattle your brains.

Capacity Rattle Headbanging Intensity

I understand and respect the history of this ride, but it's simply too rough to enjoy. It reminds me of old rough wooden coasters like Wildcat at Hersheypark, but this coaster is revered for its uniqueness. The final tunnel feels like an oven, and I'll probably pass this ride up on my next visit.

Airtimes First Drop Ejectors

There's nothing I can say about this ride that hasn't been said already. The presentation is on point, the first drop is perfect, the ride is LONG and doesn't let up, and it's an airtime machine.

First Drop Comfort Smoothness

After riding Jolly Rancher Remix and experiencing the worst vest restraints in existence, I was relieved when these restraints were much more comfortable for me. Personally, I'm not the biggest fan of the traditional over the shoulder restraints, and I found this ride to be an overall very comfortable and smooth experience. The only other dive coaster I have to compare it to is Sheikra at Busch Gardens Tampa, and while this ride lacks the brakes on the second drop, as well as the splashdown, foliage, and water that accompanied Sheikra, it was still a very fun ride.

Inversions Fun

I greatly enjoyed this one. While there isn't too much to set it apart from other B&Ms, this ride is fun, and I love how low to the ground it is. I rode it in the front row, and the rattle is barely noticeable from that row.

Fun Smoothness Harness

This isn't the best B&M invert out there, but it is surprisingly smooth, and I love the green paint on this ride. It's a little dizzying, but still a fun ride nonetheless. This is a personal issue, but I find these older B&Ms to give an uncomfortable experience while wearing glasses due to the shoulder harness. As soon as I hit a single bump, the frames of my glasses slam into the hard plastic restraints.

First Drop Location Masterpiece

This was my first giga coaster, and what a ride it was. It goes incredibly fast, and I don't see how one could ride this only once per visit. It's a phenomenal ride, and the view of Lake Erie is very good as well.

Nice surprise! Location Intensity

This ride was better than I was expecting it to be. It feels like a middle-ground between Cheetah Hunt and Velocicoaster. Very intense with snappy transitions, and the second launch is incredible. I love the rock work and the water, it really immerses you in the experience.