Reviews
  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Airtimes Pace Fun

    This is a really fun wooden coaster and it's also one of the smoothest wooden roller coasters out there. You get some nice pops of airtime throughout ...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Airtimes Theming Ejectors

    Kondaa is a great coaster, but it's just a level behind the coasters in my top 5, such as Untamed. It does have some great airtime, especially later i...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Launch Intensity Hangtime

    Psyké Underground is a great shuttle coaster. It has a fun theme, and a punchy launch. The loop is really intense during the forwards run and is packe...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Airtimes Theming Fun Too short

    This is a fun water ride. The launches have some kick to them. The ending is of course the best part, with the backwards launch, floaty spike and spla...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Inversions Intensity Smoothness Headbanging

    Don't mistake smoothness with headbanging. Cobra tracks really well, especially for a Vekoma. It bangs your head around a bit during the cobra roll, t...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Comfort Launch Fun Reliability

    Booster Bike starts with a bang. The hydraulic launch has some nice kick given the position you’re in. The hill after that launch gives some floater a...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Nice surprise! Fun Duration

    This is the weaker of the two Max + Moritz coasters but it's still really good. It has some nice whip on the transitions and decently forceful helixes...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Fun Too short

    This is a worse version of Flight of the Hippogriff. A rougher, jerkier and worse themed Flight of the Hippogriff. It's not bad by any means, it's far...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    First Drop Comfort Fun Rattle Too short

    SuperSplash is a weird ride. The elevator/turntable lift hill is fun but the theming is pretty meh all around. The queue looks decent but there isn't ...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Airtimes Theming Intensity Too short

    Fenix is an intense ride, much more intense than I thought it would be. The first drop has nice hang time in all rows and the pullout has some force. ...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Nice surprise! Fun Smoothness

    Dwervelwind is a great family coaster. The theming is nice, and the onboard audio adds a lot to the experience. The turn after the lift hill is a nice...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Airtimes Pace Intensity Rattle

    I didn’t like Troy that much at first, for my first 4 rides. I got two other rides at the end of the second day of my visit which changed my opinion o...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Location Fun Discomfort

    Toos-Express is a fun junior coaster. It’s a custom Vekoma Junior coaster and it is much better than the copy/paste ones like K3 Roller Skater. It has...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Nice surprise! Fun Capacity Reliability

    Is this coaster a credit or not? I could it as one. I was expecting no force and a prominent rattle, yet I got a fun ride with a nice sense of speed. ...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    First Drop Intensity Ejectors Capacity

    I did not expect to love Expedition GeForce as much as I did. It's honestly a nearly perfect ride in my opinion. I like the simplistic theming, but I ...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Launch Intensity Hangtime

    This is a great compact coaster, probably one of the best compact coaster models out there. Being my first Premier Rides coaster, I didn't know what t...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Fun Smoothness

    This is a fun kiddie coaster, better than most coasters of its size. It's well themed, with a nice looking cave in the queue line, the dark section an...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Fun Intensity Duration Discomfort

    This is a surprisingly intense mine train coaster. It pulls some decent positive Gs on the helices and turns as well of some lateral G forces. It's qu...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Fun Intensity Duration Capacity

    9/4/2024: I honestly preferred Force for one reason. It's smooth. Fear has noticable jolts, especially during its pullouts and helices. It's the longe...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Nice surprise! Fun Smoothness

    9/4/2024: This is, unexpectedly, the best side of Winjas. It's shorter, but it's more varied. It has a few snappy transitions at the beginning mixed w...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Fun Smoothness Capacity

    Original review (April 2024) [OUTDATED]: This is a good family coaster with horrendous throughput. It looks really good with all of the theming, not o...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Nice surprise! Fun Duration

    Original review (April 2024): This is a roller coaster that I didn't expect anything from, yet it impressed me in nearly every way. It's long (it has ...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    First Drop Fun Smoothness Capacity Discomfort

    This is the best coaster at the resort and saying that makes me sad. The first drop is great and the spinning, while not extreme, is always great fun....

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Fun Smoothness Discomfort

    This is a good coaster for families. The long train is quite impressive. Speaking of this train, it is cramped and it is not comfortable. It has hard ...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Location Fun

    This is the roughest coaster at Parc Astérix by far. The seating is uncomfortable. Just like the trains on Vol d’Icare, the trains on Trace du Hourra ...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Lap Bar Comfort Smoothness Airtimes Dead spots

    This is a coaster that fails at what it wants to be. It wants to be a wooden behemoth, but is pretty forceless, aside from one or two tiny pops of air...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Launch Intensity Ejectors Rattle

    Voltron is an insane ride. The theming is beyond incredible, with tons of special effects, a great Nikola Tesla animatronic, an incredible music that ...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Fun Smoothness Too short

    This is relatively smooth for a Mack Bobsled. It's especially impressive because Mack's coasters at that time weren't the smoothest. They made coaster...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Airtimes Theming Smoothness

    This is a great family coaster. Not too intense but it has some airtime and a few moments of positive Gs. It's glossy smooth and it's wonderfully them...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Intensity Layout Rattle Discomfort

    This might just be the strangest coaster I've ridden. It actually feels like a Russian coaster, not like a Mack Rides coaster. It's just extremely str...