Reviews
  • GLaDOS 9 months ago

    Theming Fun Smoothness Too short

    This is relatively smooth for a Mack Bobsled. It's especially impressive because Mack's coasters at that time weren't the smoothest. They made coasters decades later that aren't as smooth as Schweitze...

  • GLaDOS 9 months ago

    Airtimes Theming Smoothness

    This is a great family coaster. Not too intense but it has some airtime and a few moments of positive Gs. It's glossy smooth and it's wonderfully themed. It's just a great family coaster with bit of a...

  • GLaDOS 10 months ago

    Theming Intensity Layout Rattle Discomfort

    This might just be the strangest coaster I've ridden. It actually feels like a Russian coaster, not like a Mack Rides coaster. It's just extremely strange. The theme feels like a time capsule. As for ...

  • GLaDOS 10 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Duration Rattle

    This is the best coaster at Europa Park. It's not as varied as Wodan or Blue Fire but it has great airtime. It's a behemoth and the first thing you see when arriving at Europa Park. The theme is inter...

  • GLaDOS 10 months ago

    Inversions Launch Smoothness

    This is a great launch coaster. The weakest of the big three at Europa Park, sure, but it's still incredible. The dark ride section looks great and is a nice build up to the ride. Despite what everyon...

  • GLaDOS 10 months ago

    Airtimes Pace Smoothness

    What a great wooden coaster. The second best coaster at Europa Park. It has some of the best theming I've ever seen. It's one of the best looking rides at the park. The trains are great. The trains ar...

  • GLaDOS 10 months ago

    Airtimes Nice surprise! Smoothness Too short

    What a great family coaster. It's got some nice airtime for what it is, and is one of the most intense family coasters that I've ever been on. It's a great for what it is but it's over in a flash. Up...

  • GLaDOS 10 months ago

    First Drop Theming Fun

    This is a great wild mouse. The train goes up not with a chain lift but with a wacky elevator lift. The first drop is good. It doesn't provide much airtime but it's fun nonetheless. The lateral G forc...

  • GLaDOS 10 months ago

    Theming Fun Smoothness Disappointing!

    This is a fine junior/family coaster. It is a little disappointing, as the cave it used to go though is no more, removing a focal point of the original ride, and it also is slower, as newer Mack power...

  • GLaDOS 10 months ago

    Pace Intensity Smoothness Headbanging

    Honestly a pretty decent Vekoma Hurricane. My first ride was towards the front, and my second was towards the back. Both feel nearly identical. Comet has an intense vertical loop and decent corkscrews...

  • GLaDOS 10 months ago

    Pace Intensity Smoothness

    This is an incredibly intense coaster. I got three rides. The first on the right inside seat of row 1, and two others on the right outside seat of row 7. The front row has great forces already, but th...

  • GLaDOS 11 months ago

    Theming Fun Duration Discomfort

    The better water coaster at EP. It's a long, well themed and fun experience. It does feel like it's from the same era as Euro Mir, but not nearly as rough. It does have a few jolts that Atlantice does...

  • GLaDOS 11 months ago

    Fun Smoothness Too short

    This is the weaker family coaster at the park. It's less wild. It's smooth and relatively comfortable. It's just a fun but rather forceless ride. At least they give you two laps when it's not too crow...

  • GLaDOS 11 months ago

    Comfort Fun Smoothness

    A great small scale family coaster. It's smooth, has a bit of whip, and is comfortable. Zierer really have upped their game lately.

  • GLaDOS 11 months ago

    First Drop Ejectors Hangtime Dead spots

    This is a fun ride that has a few elements that look like Voltron's elements. It's has a few pops of ejector airtime and the inversions are floaty with a bit of hangtime. That first drop is also incre...

  • GLaDOS 11 months ago

    Inversions Nice surprise! Intensity

    This was unexpectedly a good coaster. The best restraints help a lot, as this coaster doesn't track perfectly smooth. It's not rattly either. It just has one or two potholes. The forwards layout is in...

  • GLaDOS 11 months ago

    Airtimes Masterpiece Ejectors

    My first RMC was a great one, as this is one of the best coasters in the world. Maybe not up there with Toutatis or even Taron for that matter, but it's still incredible. It has a fun pre-lift but it'...

  • GLaDOS 11 months ago

    Theming Inversions Launch Dead spots

    This just felt wrong in every way. It's Avengers Assemble: Flight Force/Rock'n'roller Coaster put outdoors and 2-ish km/h slower. And slower is right. It feels slower and might actually just run slowe...

  • GLaDOS 11 months ago

    Comfort Intensity Layout Rattle Headbanging Inversions

    This has to be one of the most if not the most abhorrent thrill coasters I've been on. It has a good, intense layout but that rattle and those transitions just kill any fun that could have existed. It...

  • GLaDOS 11 months ago

    Fun Smoothness

    The better of the two family coasters at Walibi Holland. It's actually does something and is a tab longer than Eat My Dust. It has some lateral Gs and is more comfortable than SOS Tournevis. Amazing w...

  • GLaDOS 11 months ago

    First Drop Theming Fun Too short

    This water coaster is over before you know it. But it's fun while it lasts. It's gimmicky, sure, and while the backwards drop does next to nothing, it's a fun enough gimmick for a water coaster. The m...

  • GLaDOS 11 months ago

    Comfort Fun Capacity

    This is a good kiddie coaster. It's glossy smooth, does three laps and is well presented. It's way better than most old wacky worms and medium Zierer Tivolis (especially SOS Tournevis). It's also extr...

  • GLaDOS 11 months ago

    Theming Fun Duration Capacity

    This is a fun little ride but it has a queue that never ends... It's extremely well themed (even down to the smells) and is nice for everyone but it's not worth an hour long wait. It's quite unique (...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Airtimes Theming Intensity Headbanging

    Update March 2024: Nothing much to add. GoPros are allowed if chest mounted. Update July 2023: My opinion on this ride hasn't changed much today. I got three rides. Two in row 3 and and one in row 6...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Intensity Duration Reliability

    Original Review: Hyperspace mountain is, in my opinion, the better of the two Vekoma launch looping coasters at the Disneyland Paris resort. The launch, while not as powerful as Avengers’ launch, stil...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Fun Too short

    This is a slightly better Woody Woodpecker. Nothing more to say really.

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Fun Smoothness Too short Capacity

    It's a decentt family coaster with nice pacing. It's decently well themed smooth and not too forceful. Its capacity sucks though.

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    First Drop Theming Smoothness Capacity Discomfort Dead spots

    I remember the first drop on this was really good. So was the second one. The rest of the ride felt pretty dead though. Thetrains were also really cramped but the harness itself wasn't an issue becaus...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Airtimes Fun Smoothness Too short Capacity

    This is a glorified pirate ship. It is smooth, has some pretty good trains, some good kicks on the launch and some weightlessness on the spikes. It had a 50min wait almost all day, and a 30min wait ...

  • GLaDOS 1 year ago

    Theming Fun Discomfort

    Update January 2024: This is actually a pretty agressive coaster. It's not smooth, it's got a few transitions that are questionable, especially those on the first turn. A few more were pretty awkward ...