Coaster reviews

Fun Dead spots

Arrow suspended, not much left, don't have much to say though

Rattle Headbanging Discomfort

"For the credit" they said. Dear god it was horrible.

Fun Capacity Pointless

Remember: Cedar Point is trusting the same company who made this to build a 420 ft. behemoth that has yet to reopen

Airtimes Fun Rattle

How to be extremely old and not rough as hell: a guide for coasters. Step 1: - Give up

Airtimes Fun Dead spots

Thankfully it opened during Gemini season, also Blue usually wins

Airtimes Fun Dead spots

Practically the same as Blue but a bit worse and always loses

Inversions Location Rattle Headbanging

I had to sing Arctic Monkeys to distract myself from all the headbanging I was getting

Airtimes First Drop Lap Bar Rattle

First ride, slammed into the brakes full speed, what the hell man

First Drop Fun Intensity

OVERRATED!!!! still really damn good though

First Drop Inversions Smoothness Harness

Underrated as hell, didn't expect to be that good before getting on, I was pleasantly surprised

Inversions Fun Headbanging

Became a serial bug murderer from the front row but yeah it was pretty fun

Launch Pace Intensity Capacity

I will never be the same again after riding this. (in a good way)

Airtimes Fun Masterpiece

God damn.... How is it possible for something to be this good...

First Drop Inversions Rattle Harness

I thought B&Ms were supposed to be smooth...

Airtimes Ejectors Hangtime Theming Reliability

May be a bit short and have zero theming but it's still a gem of a ride. The winder & stall give crazy hangtime especially in the morning and the backwards ejector on the multi-pass launch is some of the strongest airtime I've experienced. Another positive note I have is that I have heard rumors that this may get updated theming. Moreover, this is probably one of the most unreliable rides I've ever seen.

Inversions Fun

This ride should get an award for "World's Goofiest First Drop" (still the ride kicks so much ass though)

Airtimes Smoothness

Nice ride and all but on the outerbank I hit my friend in the face and he still hates me for that

Airtimes First Drop Pace

first RMC, and this ride actually packs an enormous punch like goddamn those ejectors are wild

First Drop Inversions Fun Capacity

This ride is made by Intamin but it has the layout of a Gerstlauer, weird crossover episode but yeah it's very fun. However the line was so damn long I had to charge my phone for the entire line

Inversions Launch Too short

You want powerful launch and inversions nobody has ever heard of? Here you go.

Theming Location Intensity Rattle

What DarKoaster wishes it was.

First Drop Smoothness Too short

the first drop is great but the best part has to be the view of all the alcohol from the top

Pointless Intensity

if you want a better experience, just eat the candy that this ride is themed after and then go on Storm Runner

Inversions Hangtime Headbanging

My anaconda don't. (does have some nice hangtime on the corkscrews though)

Airtimes Comfort Fun Dead spots

Lapping this on a hot day and feeling all the air on your face (especially closer to the front) is refreshing as hell

Smoothness

I remember nothing, but it was pretty smooth so yeah

First Drop Fun Ejectors

RMC absolutely delivered I really can't think of a part of this ride where you're not getting airtime

Location Layout Rattle

All the bad things I can remember about this ride is bumping into my friend beside me every half a second from the rattle on the second half

First Drop Theming Headbanging Dead spots

I hit my head so hard on the headrest coming out of the first loop that I saw Jesus for a split second

First Drop Masterpiece Intensity

This ride feels like it's trying to kill you and I love it for that. The first coaster I've actually grayed out on... This coaster is like getting slapped in the face and feeling good about it.