Reviews • Esme B.

DO NOT RIDE THIS!!! i was excited to see a wooden coaster in parc asterix's line-up but by god this one hurt. it violently threw my neck everywhere an...

DO NOT RIDE THIS!!! i was excited to see a wooden coaster in parc asterix's line-up but by god this one hurt. it violently threw my neck everywhere and i'm still recovering from the pain a day later. if this is the retracked version, i don't even want to imagine the hell people endured while riding this ride before the retrack, which likely didn't even do much to save this old woodie. i would rather ride goudurix ten times in a row without getting off than ride this once again.

i am usually not a fan of b&m inverted coasters, but out of the 3 i've done, oziris by far beats the others. that's probably because it's notoriously ...

i am usually not a fan of b&m inverted coasters, but out of the 3 i've done, oziris by far beats the others. that's probably because it's notoriously smoother than the others (it is a lot newer though, to be fair) and its short enough duration allows me back into the station before i feel sick (unlike the others i've done, where i've had to take a break to recover from the ride). definitely the second best ride in the park behind toutatis of course. the rankings on this website really don't lie.

TOUTATIS BLEW ME AWAY!!! man, i could go on and on about how amazing this amazing ride is. i believed icon at blackpool pleasure beach was all that un...

TOUTATIS BLEW ME AWAY!!! man, i could go on and on about how amazing this amazing ride is. i believed icon at blackpool pleasure beach was all that until i rode this. the inversions give a lot of hangtime moments and the negative g's i felt on this thing all around were incredible. i can finally see why everyone raves about this ride. i can certainly call myself a member of the toutatis fan club now. if i could give ten stars i would.

people really exaggerate when they talk about how rough this ride is and how much it hurts. yes, goudurix has had better days but it holds up extremel...

people really exaggerate when they talk about how rough this ride is and how much it hurts. yes, goudurix has had better days but it holds up extremely well for how old it is, i think, and i appreciate how the park and vekoma made an effort to keep the headbanging to a minimum. goudurix is a fun coaster, full of intensity and one of very few coasters to have a butterfly element, which is admirable, but unfortunately it has gained a bad rep over the years with its notorious rattle. still a good coaster however.

this was my first ride of the day. we waited for an hour and i was beginning to regret hopping in line for a kids ride if i had to wait around too lon...

this was my first ride of the day. we waited for an hour and i was beginning to regret hopping in line for a kids ride if i had to wait around too long, but pegase express blew me away. i wasn't expecting that much from a family coaster, especially that backwards launch. though the ride was tame enough, it's a great prep for the bigger rides at the park and a fun way for younger kids to get used to the feel of being on a roller coaster.

junior red force was a great ride when i was too young to do red force itself, but once i graduated to ferrari land's top dog, there was sadly no goin...

junior red force was a great ride when i was too young to do red force itself, but once i graduated to ferrari land's top dog, there was sadly no going back.

RED FORCE IS AMAZING!!!! this is my favourite intamin accelerator BY FAR, and this is for someone who rode kingda ka while it was still around (rip). ...

RED FORCE IS AMAZING!!!! this is my favourite intamin accelerator BY FAR, and this is for someone who rode kingda ka while it was still around (rip). i must say that i was the most nervous i have ever been for a coaster in the queue for this thing, but it felt like a real accomplishment riding it and i instantly wished to do it again after.

STOP SHITTING ON COAST RIDER! it fits right in with the boardwalk section of the park and it's horrible that wild mice are just shat on in general for...

STOP SHITTING ON COAST RIDER! it fits right in with the boardwalk section of the park and it's horrible that wild mice are just shat on in general for some reason.

jaguar! is quite underrated. i was the only member of my family who came off it who would've done it again if it wasn't for the more intense coasters ...

jaguar! is quite underrated. i was the only member of my family who came off it who would've done it again if it wasn't for the more intense coasters in the park.

my first ever roller coaster! kind of have to give this one a high rating 🥹 rode it six or seven times in a row without getting off because the park w...

my first ever roller coaster! kind of have to give this one a high rating 🥹 rode it six or seven times in a row without getting off because the park was completely empty. UPDATE: THEY CLOSED SCORPION EXPRESS????? i wish i didn't have to learn like this, it's such a shame. this fun little coaster will be greatly missed.

sierra sidewinder is a very fun experience and quite intense for a camp snoopy ride. i'm not usually good with any spinny rides and i came off it feel...

sierra sidewinder is a very fun experience and quite intense for a camp snoopy ride. i'm not usually good with any spinny rides and i came off it feeling quite queasy, but other than that it's a great addition to knotts and a very thrilling family coaster.

falcon is great fun, my favourite gerstlauer euro-fighter of maybe 3 or 4 i've ridden. an extremely nostalgic ride for me as this was one of my first ...

falcon is great fun, my favourite gerstlauer euro-fighter of maybe 3 or 4 i've ridden. an extremely nostalgic ride for me as this was one of my first "big" coasters.

i rode the "mighty canadian spinebuster" when my mother was a few weeks pregnant with me. this is likely the reason why i've always had a pretty buste...

i rode the "mighty canadian spinebuster" when my mother was a few weeks pregnant with me. this is likely the reason why i've always had a pretty busted-up back. in her defense, she didn't know she was pregnant. so that's why i'm gonna blame the ride instead.

fun woodie, holds up well for its age. as a horse racing fan, i appreciate the name and theming of the ride. i hope they keep this old classic around ...

fun woodie, holds up well for its age. as a horse racing fan, i appreciate the name and theming of the ride. i hope they keep this old classic around for much longer.

first visited this park when i was nine and my sister was seven. i was a single cm too short and my sister got to ride as she was just tall enough 😒 s...

first visited this park when i was nine and my sister was seven. i was a single cm too short and my sister got to ride as she was just tall enough 😒 still sour about being a short ass kid, but i finally got to ride a few years later and loved it. we also got stuck for around ten minutes, but that was just part of our fun experience.

an absolute masterpiece among many old, rough rides at the pleasure beach. i have a soft spot for this park, as it was my favourite childhood park and...

an absolute masterpiece among many old, rough rides at the pleasure beach. i have a soft spot for this park, as it was my favourite childhood park and we used to pop over a few times from ireland just to go to this beautiful seaside town. my favourite memory of this ride was when we got the last ride of the day and the operators let us go again without getting off the ride, and that delighted nine-year-old me very much. it was my very first "big" coaster and it will always hold a special place in my heart for that reason.

very good ride for its age and very iconic in the world of theme parks. i hope the cyclone stays around for a good while longer, it's such a fun ride....

very good ride for its age and very iconic in the world of theme parks. i hope the cyclone stays around for a good while longer, it's such a fun ride. despite the obvious rattle and the foul smell coming into the last tunnel, the historical aspect of the cyclone completely eclipses it.