Reviews
  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    First Drop Location Comfort

    Dive coasters are far from my favourite coasters, but Valkyria just shows how good they can actually be. The drop is obviously awesome, the dive machi...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Inversions Layout Headbanging Harness Discomfort

    Rather like it's horror movie neighbour, Colossus is an annoying ride. I actually quite like the layout, and it doesn't run particularly rough other t...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Pace Disappointing! Discomfort Lap Bar

    Zadra was my first RMC, and I can honestly say I have no burning desire to ride another one. The trains and restraints on this ride are appalling for ...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Headbanging Discomfort Tear it down!

    Utterly dreadful, even by SLC standards Vampire is a hot piece of shit. So many hideous jolts which throw your head into the restraints. I'd say it ro...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Intensity Discomfort

    Contrary to others, I didn't find this to be that rough really. Cobra roll backwards was the only time it became a bit headbangey. These things are me...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Theming Fun

    Pretty small but a fun little kids coaster. First drop in the back even has some airtime. Nicely themed as well

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Airtimes Layout Rattle Lap Bar

    This is one of those woodies that's so shaky its hilarious. This thing rattles round the track throwing itself side to side the whole way. Under that ...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Theming Fun Rattle Too short

    A good fun mine train. Quite a short layout with just the 2 lift hills, but what's there is very enjoyable. Some great theming too, love the Waterfall...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Theming Fun Layout Capacity

    An excellent Gerstlauer Bobsled coaster, i love these rides and Tiki Waka is a great example of one. Good fun layout with some great interactions with...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Theming Intensity

    First shuttle loop for me, and whilst the new LSM launch isn't much to shout about, this thing is intense! The backwards loop pulls some serious g's. ...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Airtimes Comfort Masterpiece

    Best 1m coaster in the world? Quite possibly. Mecalodon is everything a good family ride should be and more. Its got the absolute perfect balance betw...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Pace

    Kondaa exists for 1 simple reason, which is to provide awesome airtime all the way through. It's not the tallest, fastest, longest or most intense, bu...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    Theming Pointless

    Even for a kids coaster, this one it so small there's almost no point it existing. Does 3 laps too so 3x the embarrassment when getting the cred. Does...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    Theming Rattle Pointless

    You can tell it's the prototype. Very rattly and the layout really doesn't do very much. I don't hate it but really it does nothing of note to be good...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    Theming Fun Smoothness

    I love a good powered coaster, and I thought this was one of the better ones. Runs amazing since it's brand new, and the train is very comfortable. It...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    Theming Smoothness Too short Layout

    Feel like these rides are all about style over substance. Off ride it looks amazing, the splash looks huge, it's very tall and quite imposing. In real...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    Theming Smoothness Capacity Dead spots

    As a themed attraction, Matterhorn is awesome, it looks great and is a super fit in the Swiss area, It is just a basic Mouse though, and whilst it's p...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    Nice surprise! Fun

    Classic mouse layout, but I thought this ran great at HPWW. Smooth, very little trimming which is what you want on a mouse, and not too sharp on the b...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    First Drop Nice surprise! Fun

    This little family coaster was a big surprise, it's really fun! Good first drop in the back and a really fun snappy layout after. A touch short possib...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    Location Duration Rattle

    I'm not a fan in any way of water rides, but creds a cred right? So I did Poseidon and indeed Atlantica. It's a very long ride and it really is stunni...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    Capacity Fun Discomfort

    Tis a weird ride this. The layout is just odd and the fact it's a spinning coaster that doesn't spin during the actual coaster part is bizarre. Views ...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    Theming Masterpiece Layout

    This is the kind of ride that is so so hard to rank. It's a suspended powered coaster, hardly the peak of thrill. Low height restriction, family theme...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    Nice surprise! Pace Smoothness

    What a great indoor coaster. There's really nothing that would improve this ride for what it is, it's super smooth, very comfortable, and has a really...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    Airtimes Capacity Fun Rattle Dead spots

    Silver Star is clearly a recipe for a good ride, but I do feel it's a bit undercooked. There's plenty of airtime, fun, floaty airtime, but the ride ju...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    Inversions Comfort Fun

    Blue Fire was of course the prototype Mack launch coaster. Without this ride, we may never have had the likes of Helix, Voltron, Ride to Happiness etc...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    Lap Bar Layout Ejectors Rattle

    Voltron is really a showpiece of everything Mack can do on a coaster. There's element after element and pretty much all of them offer something to the...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    Standard medium Tivoli model, didn't seem to run as well as some others I've done, but this one did have the quirk of a little kicker wheel boost whic...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    Fun Discomfort

    Quite a surprisingly fun little coaster. Expected nothing and it ended up getting some half decent speed in the first half. Pretty smooth too, althoug...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    Location Headbanging Discomfort

    It's a very pretty ride, but that's about where the fun ends. Even with the new trains it's horrendously rough, some real jarring moments of headbangi...

  • Sam P. 7 months ago

    Fun Intensity Rattle

    It's not the smoothest of rides, but for a Bobsled it's pretty tall and has a great duration. Decently intense as well round some of the turns, picks ...