Reviews
  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Airtimes Comfort Masterpiece

    Best 1m coaster in the world? Quite possibly. Mecalodon is everything a good family ride should be and more. Its got the absolute perfect balance betw...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Pace

    Kondaa exists for 1 simple reason, which is to provide awesome airtime all the way through. It's not the tallest, fastest, longest or most intense, bu...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Theming Pointless

    Even for a kids coaster, this one it so small there's almost no point it existing. Does 3 laps too so 3x the embarrassment when getting the cred. Does...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Theming Rattle Pointless

    You can tell it's the prototype. Very rattly and the layout really doesn't do very much. I don't hate it but really it does nothing of note to be good...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Theming Fun Smoothness

    I love a good powered coaster, and I thought this was one of the better ones. Runs amazing since it's brand new, and the train is very comfortable. It...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Theming Smoothness Too short Layout

    Feel like these rides are all about style over substance. Off ride it looks amazing, the splash looks huge, it's very tall and quite imposing. In real...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Theming Smoothness Capacity Dead spots

    As a themed attraction, Matterhorn is awesome, it looks great and is a super fit in the Swiss area, It is just a basic Mouse though, and whilst it's p...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Nice surprise! Fun

    Classic mouse layout, but I thought this ran great at HPWW. Smooth, very little trimming which is what you want on a mouse, and not too sharp on the b...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    First Drop Nice surprise! Fun

    This little family coaster was a big surprise, it's really fun! Good first drop in the back and a really fun snappy layout after. A touch short possib...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Location Duration Rattle

    I'm not a fan in any way of water rides, but creds a cred right? So I did Poseidon and indeed Atlantica. It's a very long ride and it really is stunni...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Capacity Fun Discomfort

    Tis a weird ride this. The layout is just odd and the fact it's a spinning coaster that doesn't spin during the actual coaster part is bizarre. Views ...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Theming Masterpiece Layout

    This is the kind of ride that is so so hard to rank. It's a suspended powered coaster, hardly the peak of thrill. Low height restriction, family theme...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Nice surprise! Pace Smoothness

    What a great indoor coaster. There's really nothing that would improve this ride for what it is, it's super smooth, very comfortable, and has a really...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Airtimes Capacity Fun Rattle Dead spots

    Silver Star is clearly a recipe for a good ride, but I do feel it's a bit undercooked. There's plenty of airtime, fun, floaty airtime, but the ride ju...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Inversions Comfort Fun

    Blue Fire was of course the prototype Mack launch coaster. Without this ride, we may never have had the likes of Helix, Voltron, Ride to Happiness etc...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Lap Bar Layout Ejectors Rattle

    Voltron is really a showpiece of everything Mack can do on a coaster. There's element after element and pretty much all of them offer something to the...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Standard medium Tivoli model, didn't seem to run as well as some others I've done, but this one did have the quirk of a little kicker wheel boost whic...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Fun Discomfort

    Quite a surprisingly fun little coaster. Expected nothing and it ended up getting some half decent speed in the first half. Pretty smooth too, althoug...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Location Headbanging Discomfort

    It's a very pretty ride, but that's about where the fun ends. Even with the new trains it's horrendously rough, some real jarring moments of headbangi...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Fun Intensity Rattle

    It's not the smoothest of rides, but for a Bobsled it's pretty tall and has a great duration. Decently intense as well round some of the turns, picks ...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Discomfort Tear it down! Lap Bar

    What a mess. Any semblance of whether Tonnerre has a good layout is completely lost by the fact it runs very much like pulling a shopping trolley over...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Nice surprise! Fun Duration Lap Bar

    A really fun, well executed family coaster. Nicely themed station and a nice queue line out into the layout a bit. Trains are quite tight for the larg...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    First Drop Pace Layout

    What an excellent ride OzIris is. Generally inverts aren't my favourite rides as I'm not that big on purely positives. But OzIris has such a diverse r...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Airtimes Launch Smoothness Dead spots Layout

    Unfortunately Toutatis just didn't do it for me. Now, there's a number of reasons I think that is. The layout has some great moments, but too much of ...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Tear it down!

    There is a place reserved in hell for every person who is responsible for this utter piece of shit coming into existence. From the designers at Zamper...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Very very tiny trains on this one, even smaller adults will find them uncomfortable. Ride does nothing at all but it's a cute theme for the kids. 2 la...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Discomfort

    We did have a hilarious ride on this little coaster, but hilarious because of how awful it is. The final corner's profiling is no joke, it's so violen...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Fun

    Honestly thought this was pretty fun, it's not rough or anything, got a decent spin, 2 lap special. Decent family coaster

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    Launch Discomfort Tear it down! Layout

    Velocity gets 2 stars for the launch and that is all. The layout is boring, it's rough, and its incredibly uncomfortable. The trains need more padding...

  • Sam P. 6 months ago

    First Drop Fun Intensity Too short Harness

    Quite a nice surprise for an SLC, it's pretty smooth! The restraints still suck but its amazing how okay these can be when your face isn't being plant...