Coaster reviews

Launch Fun Intensity

The launch goes so fast but the train is silent because you literally can’t scream. Just an incredibly intense, unforgettable experience. Front seat is the best.

Fun Smoothness

More fun and smoother than I expected.

First Drop Location Duration

Millie’s still got it after all these years. I love the first drop, pace, and location right next to the lake. Very fun coaster.

Fun Layout

This is actually pretty fun. Short lines late in the day when the kids have gone home.

Fun Intensity Layout

Such a fun ride. Beautiful lift hill by the river, incredible layout, some airtime, and some strong positives. The restraints didn’t bother me at all, but I can see how the originals would be better. This is one coaster that I could ride for hours on end.

Airtimes First Drop Inversions

RMC does it again. An awesome first drop with fun inversions and airtime throughout. A great coaster.

Fun Intensity Smoothness

I absolutely love this ride. Great laterals, great hills, some pops of airtime, and shockingly smooth. I like this slightly better than Phoenix (which I also love).

Airtimes Fun Intensity

Was underwhelmed on my first trip when I only had one ride, but holy crap, had many amazing rides on this today. This ride is insane. You do have to ride this defensively, but when you figure it out, it is a crazy, awesome, experience.

Lap Bar Fun Layout

A very cool coaster that conforms to the terrain and has great speed and airtime.

Airtimes Pace Ejectors Rattle

Wow, the ejector pop in the back row on those hills is really amazing. The rolling thunder hill has the strongest ejector I’ve ever felt and is one of my favorite elements on any coaster. If they could fix the rattle then I’d rank this even higher. I love how you walk right past cheetahs and sea lions (NOT seals!) on your way to this ride from Kingda Ka. Very cool.

It’s hard to rate this ride. The first half is fun, but the second half just puts along like a kiddie ride.

Smoothness Intensity

Classic ride. Smooth but intense-less.

Airtimes Layout

Great layout, great hills and airtime. Lots of fun.

Inversions Fun Layout

The inversions are great, but there are some great positive and negative G’s as well. Great visuals in the front, but much more intense in the back. Very fun coaster.

Fun Intensity Layout

Awesome, awesome ride. Completely lived up to the hype. So many fun elements packed into this ride.

Fun Ejectors Dead spots

Best ride in the park. The second hill is one big dead spot, but the hills after the first helix all have excellent ejector. It has some solid speed as well. Just a fun, very re-rideable coaster.

Headbanging

Located in the most heavily themed and beautiful area of the park lies this POS. I didn’t literally bleed from the ears. But it felt like it. Major swing and miss.

Fun Rattle

My first ride was a lot of fun, but the second had a pretty strong rattle. Still a fun coaster. Ride it in the front.

Intensity

I’m not a big fan of flyers, but it was neat how you start on your back. The layout is somewhat interesting.

Fun Smoothness Duration

Runs great for its age. Surprisingly smooth. Fun and memorable.

Launch Fun Dead spots

The launch is fun. Felt some power on the last inversion.

Launch Fun Layout

I absolutely love this ride!! More than an accelerator coaster, the buttery-smooth “flying snake dive” is one of the best elements that I’ve ever experienced on any coaster. This may be my only ride where “too short,” isn’t a con, but a compliment. If the ride were a half hour, I’d still call it too short because I’d never want to get off.

Inversions Pace Intensity

This is a top-tier B&M invert. Very intense, tons of inversions, smooth, and long. I really like this ride.

Theming Intensity Layout

Rode it with my 3yr old. He thought it was “just a little bit scary,” so I gave it points for intensity. Also, I’ve never ridden a coaster that goes around two times AND goes through a pumpkin.

Headbanging Harness Discomfort

This ride holds a special place in my heart because it is the worst roller coaster that I’ve ever ridden. The pain from this ride was somehow equally distributed between my head, ears, ribs, and nether region. The restraints are tricky to get into, which ensures that the queue is longer than it should be. But what really takes the cake is the location. To say that this ride is over a parking lot is an insult to parking lots. They must have used a jackhammer to create some post-apocalyptic wasteland which ensures that the ground temp is at least a balmy 120. Just look slightly to your right to see that they spent all of their grass growing money on the Superman ride. I’m surprised that the state of New Jersey hasn’t outlawed this ride as cruel and unusual punishment. I wouldn’t wish this ride on my worst enemy, yet I’m glad I rode it. For when I’m at my lowest, I can look for perspective and think, at least I’m not riding Green Lantern.

I rode this as a little kid when it was Scooby Zoom. This ride needs to look East to KD and splurge on the giant pumpkin.

Forever the Beastie

This was my first “real” roller coaster after Scooby Zoom and the Beastie, so there’s that.

Theming Layout

I feel like I was tricked into riding a wild mouse ride. The theming is fun. The drops were fun too.

Layout Rattle

It was pretty rough, but not as bad as I expected and still a fun ride. Let the RMC Wildcat hype begin.