Reviews
  • GLaDOS 15 days ago

    Theming Fun Duration Capacity Disappointing!

    Now, I will start by saying that this coaster is great for what it does, but it is a ride that I expected a bit more of. The layout is fun and is very long, but I expected more thrill, something along...

  • GLaDOS 24 days ago

    Fun Too short

    This is basically an older version of Fun Pilot. It rattles a bit and its transitions are not as smooth, but it is a fun coaster nonetheless. It's very short however, doing only one lap.

  • GLaDOS 26 days ago

    Theming Nice surprise! Fun

    This coaster is really fun. It is an indoor ride, so I won't spoil it, but just expect really good theming and a few surprises.

  • GLaDOS 26 days ago

    Nice surprise! Fun Intensity

    This ride was much better than I had anticipated. Mind you, I'm probably overrating it because it's, but this ride is just so much fun. The concept of choosing your own soundtrack is a really cool and...

  • GLaDOS 26 days ago

    Launch Fun Smoothness Too short Capacity

    This coaster is a bit meh compared to Epic Universe's other offerings. The layout is fun, but it is way too short for a 50+ minute queue line and this ride's capacity is not the best, especially when ...

  • GLaDOS 26 days ago

    Airtimes Theming Masterpiece

    This coaster is the full package. From the excellent theming in the queue, to the amazing ride experience. The launches have as much kick as those on Taro , the airtime is amazing, the pacing is great...

  • GLaDOS 26 days ago

    Inversions Launch Intensity

    The Incredible Hulk is an amazing coaster. The launch into the zero-G roll is one of the best elements B&M has come up with. The launch also has some really bite to it. More so than DLP's Hyperspace ...

  • GLaDOS 27 days ago

    Airtimes Masterpiece Ejectors

    This coaster is amazing. The first launch is really unique. It has a but of a kick, then seems to stop and has a final, really powerful kick. The top hat is amazing both in the front and back and the ...

  • GLaDOS 28 days ago

    Theming Fun Rattle Discomfort

    This ride had no wait when I was there. In fact, most trains I got were nearly empty. It's a good kiddie coaster. Nothing much to say about it. It looked great at night too. Update June 2025: This co...

  • GLaDOS 28 days ago

    Airtimes Masterpiece Ejectors

    I was expecting an amazing coaster out of Stardust Racers and it did not disappoint. Both aides are amazing, but I slightly prefer the Yellow/Photon side. The Green/Pulsar side is amazing as well, to ...

  • GLaDOS 29 days ago

    Inversions Intensity Layout Rattle Discomfort

    I just remember this ride being absolutely insane. I don't usually put "Inversions" as a pro but it's definitely a pro for a wooden coaster. I remember that drop being a huge gut punch and that corksc...

  • GLaDOS 29 days ago

    Fun Discomfort

    A $7 kiddie cred. It was fine, better than LikeMe Coaster at least. It's a very simple layout but it's smooth and the trains are decently comfortable. There is a big clank when the train engages with ...

  • GLaDOS 1 month ago

    Location Fun Theming Capacity

    Basically a nearly unthemed Woody Woodpecker/Trolls Trollercoaster. Aside from one or two decals in the station, it is plain concrete, metal and tarpaulins. It's a plain coaster in the park's ugliest,...

  • GLaDOS 2 months ago

    Airtimes Theming Duration Rattle

    As much as I thought I would hate this coaster, it wasn't terrible, at least on my one and only ride in the front row. I didn't come off with a headache, at least. The lift hill was surprisingly fast...

  • GLaDOS 2 months ago

    Nice surprise! Intensity Layout Headbanging

    I don't get the hate. This is a good coaster if you know how to ride it. Just keep your head back and stay still. The pads help a lot and come close to your ears, and they help with the headbanging. I...

  • GLaDOS 2 months ago

    Airtimes Comfort Fun Rattle Lap Bar

    A good, but rough wooden coaster. It has some really good airtime, it is rather intense in the lateral G department (most of those Gs come from the rattle though). The trains are well padded, which he...

  • GLaDOS 2 months ago

    Airtimes Theming Pace

    Mecalodon is a well-rounded family coaster. It feels like a smaller, family oriented version of Taron. It actually reminded me a lot of Zokkon at Fuji-Q, though the latter gets a slight edge to me. Th...

  • GLaDOS 2 months ago

    Theming Fun Duration Rattle Discomfort

    It has a few wild moments but it has a pretty bad rattle. It has a few awkward transitions, and a pretty bad rattle all throughout but it has a decent layout that pulls a bit of positive Gs, has one ...

  • GLaDOS 2 months ago

    First Drop Theming Fun Discomfort

    A typical Zierer medium Tivoli. I think it was smoother than SOS Tournevis though. The first drop has a bit of airtime in the back. Otherwise it's a basic figure 8 family coaster layout. As with any T...

  • GLaDOS 2 months ago

    Theming Fun Pointless

    I don't remember much about this coaster as I rode it over a decade ago. It's your typical small Zierer Tivoli but with extra theming.

  • GLaDOS 2 months ago

    First Drop Launch Hangtime Too short

    I got two rides on this coaster: one in the back row and one in the front row. The theming in the main part of the queue is nothing special, but the last part is actually really good. The launches, wh...

  • GLaDOS 2 months ago

    Theming Launch Fun Too short

    Studio Tour is a fun family coaster. The launches have some kick to them and it has some really good theming in the dark ride sections. The late 2000s were a rough time for MPG as they lost the rights...

  • GLaDOS 2 months ago

    Theming Pace Intensity Capacity

    This is by far my favourite Gerstlauer Bobsled. The theming is pretty good for what it is. The indoor queue is nice and sets the tone. The theming on the ride is also quite well made. I don't want to ...

  • GLaDOS 2 months ago

    Comfort Fun Smoothness Theming Intensity

    This is a good starter invert. It's smooth, and was the first Vekoma family invert to get their new gen lap bar only trains. It's comfortable and fun for its short ride time It is quite forceless tho...

  • GLaDOS 2 months ago

    First Drop Pace Fun Theming Discomfort

    This wild mouse is nothing special for the model. It runs decently well and doesn't get trimmed too much, so it carries good speed around the turns and drops. The turns are pretty lateral heavy and th...

  • GLaDOS 2 months ago

    Inversions Pace Intensity Rattle Theming

    Out of all three SLCs that I've ridden, this is the best. It is a tad shaker than Vampire, sure, but it has new padding that comes very close to your ears and is more cushioned than regular SLC paddin...

  • GLaDOS 3 months ago

    Theming Nice surprise! Fun

    A well-rounded family coaster. It feels like a shorter, but faster paced version of Back Daaan at Tokyo Dome City. The first launch has some good kick to it, and the first half of the layout has some ...

  • GLaDOS 3 months ago

    Inversions Nice surprise! Intensity

    This was unexpectedly a good coaster. The best restraints help a lot, as this coaster doesn't track perfectly smooth. It's not rattly either. It just has one or two potholes. The forwards layout is in...

  • GLaDOS 3 months ago

    Airtimes Masterpiece Ejectors

    My first RMC was a great one, as this is one of the best coasters in the world. Maybe not up there with Toutatis or even Taron for that matter, but it's still incredible. It has a fun pre-lift but it'...

  • GLaDOS 3 months ago

    Airtimes First Drop Intensity Reliability

    Goliath feels like a smaller Expedition GeForce. The drop is not nearly as great as EGF's drop (one of the best drops on any coaster), but it still packs a great punch. The camelback has great ejector...